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Illness forces Early Retirement of Legendary Footballer...

Funny man Mark from the Saitama Jets has written about my flu prematurely ending my season. Here is an excerpt:

With no real scoring threats, the Jets are unlikely to dramatically improve their record without Garner.

"We'd been hoping to get him back in the lineup, but I know he's been frustrated by the lack of improvement," team captain Mark Eite said. "It's very unfortunate, but I guess something that comes with age. I had hoped he'd be able to keep playing until 33 at least but we now may have to start looking for new midfield options."

Mark, you are a funny bastard...